a new dance move where you sit on a chair and eat pizza. no music plays
some of you were never sold to one direction to pay for your mom’s debt and it shows
middle aged facebook women be like I hope they have WINE in prison because i just ran over 2 kids while on a coke bender
MENopause, MENstruation, MANslaughter… all a womans problems start with MEN!!!!!
*pic of minion sipping wine*
this is an england hate blog
HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!


oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄


I’ve been thinking about this for days. The 1800s??? The 1800s????





rise and grind kings lets get this head
me before starting my day as a guillotine operator
My cat, angry that I won’t let him eat styrofoam and die: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow meow!
Me: cry about it you stupid fuck
speaking of it’s been a minute since i spelunked in the baby names discussion facebook group
the admins of that group banned me because someone asked “good middle names for a kid named saint?” and i answered “bernard”
Anonymous asked:
anthonyamorim answered:
how else would i drink water?? fuckin idiot